Want to enjoy the best snowman jokes out there? Snowmen can look absolutely funny with their eyes made from coal and a carrot for a nose. Maybe that’s why snowman jokes offer endless fun and laughs for both kids and adults alike.
We have plenty of funny snowman jokes and puns that will melt your heart and get you laughing with joy. These hilarious jokes about snowmen are great fun for sharing with your family and friends.
Let’s get laughing!
Best Snowman Jokes
1. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Iced tea.
2.What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosties, Snowflakes, or Ice Crispies.
3. What happens when a snowman stubs his toe?
It gets thaw.
4. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
You’re cool.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man.
6. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
7. What should you do next for a snowman who hurt his ankle?
You should ice it!
8. What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out.
9. How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
10. What game do snowmen play with their snow babies?
Peek a boo, ice see you.
11. What is a snowman’s favorite pet?
A b-lizzard.
12. What happened when the snowman stayed up too late one night?
He flaked out the next day.
13. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
14. What do you call a winter monster with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
15. What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
16. What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
17. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
18. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet.
19. What did the snowwoman’s hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead.
20. What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?
21. Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.
22. Why didn’t the snowman get married?
He got cold feet.
23. Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the winternet.
24. What do snowmen call their kids?
Chill-dren.
25. Did you know that not everyone believes in the abominable snowman?
Yeti exists.
26. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
27. How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you.
28. What does a snowman call dandruff?
Snowflakes.
29. What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
Cakes with thick icing.
Snowman Puns and Jokes that will Have You Laughing Away
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30. Where did they put the snowman who was misbehaving in jail?
Ice-olation.
31. What is a snowman’s favorite food?
Chilli.
32. What do snowmen put on their pimples?
Cold cream.
33. What happened when the icicle fell on the snowman’s head?
It knocked him out cold.
34. What do snowmen eat with their burger?
Cold-slaw.
35. Why can’t the snowman climb up a ladder?
Because the snow falls.
36. Why are snowmen great at parties?
They always break the ice.
37.What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slushpuppy.
38. Where does a snowman get his online shopping done?
The winternet.
39. What did the snowman say to the snowflake?
You’re one of a kind.
40. What sandwiches do snowmen avoid?
A tuna melt.
41. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake.
42.What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
43.What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers.
44. What is a Snowman’s favorite drink?
Ice tea.
45. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
46. Why is Frosty never late?
Because time waits for snowman.
47. What is the best thing about rein-storms at the North Pole?
The snow-bows after.
48. What is snowmen’s favorite part of the North Pole Weather News?
The Windchill Report!
49. What are snowgirls made from?
Sugar and ice and all things nice!
50. What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out.
51. How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
52. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
You’re cool.
53. What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
I.C.
54. What happened when the icicle fell on the snowman’s head?
It knocked him out cold.
55. What do snowmen call their kids?
Chill-dren.
56. What does a snowman call dandruff?
Snowflakes.
57; What kind of haircut did the snowman get?
Frosted tips.
58. What fairy tale do snowmen read to their children?
Snow White.
59. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake.
60. Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Even More Snowman Jokes & Puns
Frosty and Olaf are just of the world’s most famous snowmen. However, you can have plenty of fun with other snowmen and jokes about them too! Here are more.
61. Why are snowmen great at parties?
They always break the ice.
62. Why shouldn’t you mess with a snowman?
Because he’ll have a meltdown.
63. What is a snowman’s favorite drink?
A slushy.
64.. Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
Because snowman is an island.
65. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
66. What is a snowman’s favorite type of vegetable?
Iceberg lettuce.
67. And what do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?
Chilly sauce.
68. How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
69. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day.
70. What happened when the snowwoman had an argument with the snowman?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
71. What happened when the icicle fell on the snowman’s head?
It knocked him out cold.
72. Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.
73. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
You are cool.
74. What’s a snowman’s favorite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos.
75. What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
Freeze!
76. Why did the elves want the snowman working in Santa’s Workshop?
Because the work really snowballs when he is around!
77. Why aren’t there as many snowpeople at the North Pole as there used to be?
Because Santa had to put a freeze on hiring!
78. What do snowmen like to eat in front of the television?
A frozen dinner.
79. Who is the most famous snowman rapper?
Ice Cube.
80. Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
Because he had the chills!
81. What is a snowman’s favorite rap song?
Ice ice baby
82. What did the snowman use to collect litter from the ground?
An ice pick.
83. What famous painting did the Impressionist snowman artist paint?
Snowy night.
84. What do snowmen say when they have no idea what to do?
Who snows?
85. What did the snowman farmer use to prepare the fields?
A snow plough.
86. Where do snowmen for holidays?
Iceland.
87. What is a snowman’s favorite mountain in Great Britain?
Snowdonia.
88. Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
Because it tastes like boogers.
89. Why do snowmen like living in the North Pole?
Because it is cool.
90. How do you scare a snowman?
Threaten it with a hairdryer.
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