Love bunny rabbits? You’re in the right place. Here is a list of bunny jokes and one-liners that you can enjoy and share with everybun you know. These jokes are sure to be well-received at any friend or family gathering. There are also some hamster and unicorn jokes here.
65+ Rabbit Jokes For Every Bunny
1. Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?
They have hare conditioning
2. What is a rabbits favourite game?
3. What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
4. How does the Easter bunny stay fit?
Eggsercise and hareobics
5. Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Because they wanted better celery
6. What do you call 50 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line
7. Why did the bald person tattoo rabbits on their head?
So they would have some hare
8. What type of math are rabbits the best at?
9. Where do rabbits go when they are feeling sick?
To the hopspital
10. What do you call a transformer bunny?
11. What is a rabbit’s favourite style of dance?
12. What’s the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit?
One is a little bit funny and the other is a little fit bunny
13. What do you call a rabbit that’s raised indoors?
An in-grown hare
14. How did the rabbit know its date was cheating on it?
It found a bunch of hares in its bed
15. What did the rabbit use to propose to his girlfriend?
A 24-carrot ring
16. What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit
17. What do you call a snuggly rabbit?
18. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
19. How do rabbits keep their fur neat?
With a hare brush
20. What happened to the naughty bunny at school?
He was eggspelled
21. What do you call a rabbit in a good mood?
A hoppy bunny
22. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots
23. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses
24. What do you name a rabbit who wears a kilt?
25. Where do rabbits get their eyes checked?
At the hop-ticians
26. What did the rabbit say to his wife?
No bunny compares to you
27. Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave their house? They were having a bad hare day
28. What did the bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you
29. Why are rabbits so lucky?
They have four rabbits feet
30. Which pair of rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
31. Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare
32. Why did the bunny like the action movie?
It was hare-raising
33. How do rabbits travel?
34. What do rabbits use after a shower?
A hare dryer
35. How is a bunny rabbit like a penny?
They both have a head on one side and tails on the other
36. Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?
Because he heard it was 18 carrots
37. Why are rabbits so tired in April?
Because they just finished a March
38. What is a bunny’s motto?
Don’t be mad, be hoppy
39. Where do rabbits learn to fly?
In the hare force
40. What kind of books do rabbits like to read?
Ones with hoppy endings
41. What would you call a angry rabbit on a hot day?
A hot cross bunny
42. What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?
A honey bunny
43. How can you tell that a rabbit is getting old?
Look for the grey hares
44. How can you tell that a bunny is getting old?
Look for the receding hare line
45. What do you call a happy rabbit?
46. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it
47. How is a bunny like a corn stalk?
They both have big ears
48. Where do bunny bride and grooms go after their wedding?
49. What’s the rabbit’s favorite place to go for breakfast?
50. What happened when a thousand hares got loose in the city?
The police had to comb the area
51. Why did the bunny cross the road?
He wanted to prove he could hip hop
52. Why do rabbits love beer?
Because it’s made of hops
53. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
54. What do you call a rabbit comedian?
A funny bunny
55. Where does the Easter bunny go to dance?
56. What did the bunny say to the duck?
You quack me up
57. How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?
One if it hops right to it
58. Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
The bunny hill
59. What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?
Hare today, gone tomorrow
Bunny Rabbit Puns And One Liner Jokes
Here are some funny rabbit puns and one-liners you can bring up the next time you want to stir some giggles and laughs.
60. I bought a rabbit because everyone needs a friend who is all ears!
61. I ordered rabbit stew but had to return it. There was a hare in my soup.
62. A rabbit walks into a store.
The clerk says,”May I help you, sir?”
“Yes”, says the rabbit. “I’d like a sandwich with some coleslaw please.”
“I’m sorry sir”, says the clerk,” but we don’t have that here.”
“Oh, ok.”, says the slightly deflated rabbit. “I guess I’ll have a house salad.”
“Sir,” replies the slightly annoyed clerk,” we don’t have that. Is there something else I can help you with?”
“Well,” says the rabbit,” in that case I’ll just have a bowl of tomato soup.”
The clerk is now incensed. “Sir, we don’t have food! The sign outside clearly says ‘Men’s clothing store’! Can’t you read?”
“Listen, buddy”, says the rabbit, “if I could read, I would have asked you for a menu!”
63. I almost hit a rabbit on my way home last night.
Missed him by a hare.
64. A monk, priest, and rabbit walk into a blood bank…
The rabbit turns to the other two and says, “I think I’m a type-O”.
65. A boy came to a restaurant with his dad
Waiter: What would you like to order?
Dad: I’ll have the rabbit stew.
Waiter: Ok. Only if you promise not to say ”Waiter, there’s a hare in my stew” after I bring it to you
Dad: I’ll have the chicken.
66. A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
67. Hey, do you like analogies? I got plenty!
I got analogy to rabbits, analogy to dust, analogy to peanuts…
68. Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I’d leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day. Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.