Do you ever find yourself wondering about sock puns and funny sock jokes? Maybe you are planning to gift someone a pair of socks and want to include a cute little note to go along with it?
Whatever your reason, sock puns and jokes can be pretty hilarious and get some great laughs. They are a chance to have some light hearted fun with an everyday item that everyone is familiar with. After all, who hasn’t had a laugh when they discover a “holey” sock; or perhaps it as an embarrassing situation when you realized you had to take off your shoes and you had worn a mis-matched pair of socks for the day.
A bit of sock humor can go a long way in making even the most embarrassing situation a lot more bearable or should we say “bareable” – just like a foot without a sock!
We think you will have plenty of fun with these sock puns and jokes!
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Funny Sock Puns
1. I’ve been busy on the trading floor and managed to close some new sock deals.
2. The sock market is bullish!
3. When life socks, I’ll be there for you.
4. My socks got ripped as soon as they started going to the gym.
5. My brother threw a sock at me. It hurt my sole.
6. The pain of losing a sock is unpairable.
7. When I found the missing sock, I felt like I had reunited lost soles.
8. That’s a sockrifice that we have to make.
9. I feel bad for single socks since they have lost their sole mates.
10. I wanted to return the new pair of socks I bought but I got cold feet.
11. When the man wore his son’s socks to work, he became the laughing sock.
12. I used to have great pair of jokes about socks, but I lost one.
13. The Wolf of Wool Street made all his money selling socks at a high price.
14. My socks got so holy that I had to wear them to church.
15. The divorce rate of my socks just keeps rising.
16. The glove said to the sock “You look like you could use a hand”.
17. Did you hear about the singing sock? He is a sock star.
18. My socks were so old that I can use them for golf. They had 18 holes.
Hilarious Sock Jokes
If you loved those sock puns, we think that you will definitely enjoy these great sock jokes too. They are a laughable lot and will provide you with funny sock-based humor to tickle your friends and families’ funny bone. No need to tickle their toes!
Ready for funny sock jokes? We’ve got plenty more below. Let’s go!
19. What is the difference between socks and a camera?
One takes 5 toes and one takes 4-toes (photos).
20. Some asked the groom, “Why are you wearing socks to the wedding?”
He replied, “In case I get cold feet.”
21. Did you hear who they cast in the new movie “Shoe-manji”?
Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson.
22. What did the hat say to the sock?
I’ll go on a-head and you go on foot!
23. What do you call the leader of Christmas socks?
24. How long should socks be?
Twelve inches. So that you can can fit in one foot.
25. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks?
In case he got a hole in one!
26. Which South East Asian city do feet like to go for a holiday?
27. What did the innovator do when he had an idea for a new type of socks?
He made pro-toe-type.
28. What does it mean when a cowboy finds a horseshoe?
His horse is walking around in his socks.
29. What do you call a financier with a hole in their sock?
A sock broker.
30. What do you call a bear with no socks on?
31. Did you hear about the man who hates taking off his dark socks and finding fuzz between his toes?
He is black toes intolerant.
32. Did you hear about the knitwear that followed an earthquake?
It was a huge aftersock.
33. Why did the pair of socks decide to break up?
Because one of them always had to be right, and the other one left.
34. Person 1: Your sock has a hole in it!
Person 2: No it doesn’t
Person 1: Then how did you get your foot in?
35. What did the one sock say to the other?
You’re my solemate.
36. Did you hear about the superhero who received a pair of socks that fire from his feet for his Christmas?
He called them his missile toes.
37. Why did the man demand a refund after going to a sock puppet theatre?
Because it was a show of hands.
38. How did the socks feel when they were taken off at the end of the day?
39. What do you call people who only wear socks at night?
40. Which philosopher in the past were obsessed with their feet?
41. What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks?
A sock hop.
42. Why did the man buy his nephew 3 socks for Christmas?
Because his sister in law said he had grown another foot this year.
43. What did one new sock say to the other?
Great things are afoot.
44. What type of sock should you wear with wooden clogs?
45. What did the sock say to the other before going in the washing machine?
You realize one of us isn’t coming back.
46. Where do Swedish Socks Live?
We hope that you’ve enjoyed these funny sock puns and sock jokes. We think that they are great. If you have enjoyed them, we think that you will enjoy other funny jokes and puns about everyday things that we often encounter. For instance, you may enjoy these kid-friendly burger jokes or these pizza jokes or even these bread jokes and banana jokes.