Banana is one of the most popular fruits in the world. It is a versatile fruit that can be eaten fresh, cooked, or baked. Banana is an excellent source of dietary potassium, vitamin C, dietary fiber, and vitamin B6. It also an excellent source of banana jokes.
Here are some funny banana jokes and puns that you will find ap-peeling.
40+ Banana Jokes & Puns
1. Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
If not, they’ll peel.
2. Why don’t bananas snore?
They don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
3. How does a banana answer the phone?
4. Where do bananas go to get educated?
5. Why was the monkey attracted to the banana?
Because it had appeal.
6. What type of key opens a banana?
7. Why was the banana sent to the hospital?
Because it had yellow fever.
8. Why couldn’t the ice cream find the banana?
Because it had split.
9. What is a sheep’s favourite fruit?
10. Why did the banana get so many Valentines?
Because it was sweet.
11. Why do bananas make good comedians?
Because they can tell side-splitting jokes.
12. What happens if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.
13. Why did the banana go out with a walnut?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
14. What do you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.
15. What was Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
Funny Banana Jokes
Banana is a tropical fruit that is native to Southeast Asia. It is one of the most popular fruits in the world. Here are more banana jokes to tickle you yellow.
16. What the best thing to put in banana pie?
17. What do you call a banana that eats another banana?
18. Did you hear about the man who at a yellow fruit?
19. Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
20. Why are bananas so well groomed?
Because they have a comb.
21. How do monkeys get downstairs quickly?
They slide down the banana-ster.
22. Why did the banana go to the doctor’s office?
It wasn’t peeling well.
23. Why did the banana go to the hairdressers?
It had split ends.
24. What did the man say to his fruit before leaving home?
I’m going bananas.
25. What do you call a charismatic banana?
A banana smoothie.
26. What is a banana’s favourite day of the week?
27. What did the unripe banana think about the ripe banana?
It was green with envy.
Banana split some ice cream with me?
29. What is a ghost’s favourite fruit?
Banana Puns are Fun
The average banana is about six inches long and weighs around three ounces. There are more than 1,000 varieties of bananas in the world. The most popular variety in the United States is the Cavendish banana. These banana jokes are popular all around the world.
30. What’s worse than a monkey eating bananas?
A monkey going bananas.
31. Where do bananas like to go swimming?
In a cereal bowl.
32. If a man has five apples in one hand and ten bananas in the other, what has he got?
33. What is the chemical formula for a banana?
34. What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
A banana shake.
35. Why didn’t the banana cross the road?
Because it doesn’t have any feet.
36. What’s the best way to catch a gorilla’s attention?
Act like you’ve gone bananas.
37. Why can’t a banana yell high?
Because it can only yell-low.
38. How many bananas does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Bananas don’t have hands.
39. What’s the easiest way to make a banana split?
Show it the door.
40. What is yellow and points to the north?
A magnetic banana.
41. What do you call someone raised by a banana?
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