Most of us dread a visit to the dentist. But perhaps these funny dentist jokes will help to lighten the occasion with some laughter.
These dentist jokes are great when you need to sit in the dentist chair and can be a fun way to elevate the pain of having to see the dentist. While good dental hygiene is important to keeping your mouth in good order, it is also good to see the dentist regularly. It is also important to stay happy and these funny dentist jokes will help you to be more positive when it is time to do so.
You can share these funny dentist jokes with kids for a laugh. Even adults will appreciate the humor too. Perhaps you can also try to share them with your dentist!
Funny Dentist Jokes for a Good Laugh
1. What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
When it is tooth-hurty.
2.Why did the dentist tell the man his teeth were like a string of pearls?
Because each one has a hole through it!
3. Why did the two dentists get married?
Because they were so enameled with each other.
4. Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
5. Where do dentists move when they retire?
Fluorida.
6. Why did the dentist make a poor date for the manicurist?
They fought tooth and nail!
7. Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist?
Because Egypt his tooth.
8. What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
Caps and robbers.
9. What did the dentist of the year receive?
A little plaque.
10. What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?
The dentist.
11. Why did the king go to the dentist?
Because he needed to get his teeth crowned.
12. What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?
“I have an Inconvenient Tooth.”
13. How many dentists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to administer the anesthetic, one to extract the lightbulb, and one to offer the socket mouthwash.
14. What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself.
15. What is the dentist’s favorite movie?
Plaque to the Future.
16. Why do dentists like potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
17. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis.
18. Why did the guru refuse Novocain at the dentist?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
19. Why did the phone go to the dentist?
Because it had Bluetooth.
20. What did the judge say to the dentist?
“Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?”
21. What do you call a dentist’s advice?
His fill-ossophy.
22. The dentist asked me if I had sensitive toothpaste at home.
I told her toothpaste and I don’t talk bout our feelings.
23. What kind of filling do you want in your tooth?
Chocolate, please.
24. What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A molar bear.
25. Why did Frosty the Snowman have to go to the dentist?
He has a very bad case of frost bite.
26. What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Looking for the Root Canal!
27. Why has a dentist’s job gotten so much easier?
Because all the kids are flossing all the time now.
28. My dentist has a TV on the ceiling so patients can watch shows while he works.
He calls it Netflix and Drill.
29. How is going to the dentist like being interrogated?
Because if you don’t come clean, you might lose a tooth.
30. What did the dentist say to the golfer?
“You have a hole in one.”
31. What did the dentist say under cross examination in court?
“You can’t handle the tooth!”
32. What do you call x-rays taken by a dentist?
Tooth-pics.
33. Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
He was already taking out a tooth.
34. What do you call a dentist’s office?
A filling station.
35. Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
36. How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
37.What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
38. What do tuba players use to brush their teeth?
A tuba toothpaste.
39. Dentist: When did you last floss?
Me: You should know — you did it.
40. Did you hear about the dentist who removed the wrong tooth?
It was acci-dental.
Even More Dentist Jokes for a Good Laugh
41. Why did the man decide to take dance classes?
Because his dentist said he didn’t floss enough.
42.What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?
A black hole.
43.What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur?
A Flossiraptor.
44. Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.
45. How do you fix a broken tooth?
Using tooth paste.
46. What is a dentist’s favorite soda?
All of them.
47. Why couldn’t the dentist’s family find the spot where he was buried?
Because there was no plaque on it.
48. Why did the donut go to the dentist?
He needed a filling!
49. Dentist: You need a crown.
Patient: Finally, someone who understands me.
50. Father: Don’t you feel better now that you’ve gone to the dentist?
Son: Sure do… he wasn’t in.
51. I’ve been to the dentist so many times…
I know the drill.
52. A man got kicked out of the dentist’s office for using all the nitrous oxide…
He got the last laugh, though.
53. A group of nagging dentists discovered a new chemical element.
It’s called Flossphorus.
54. Why should you be nice to your dentist?
Because they have fillings too.
55. Why aren’t dentists easily offended?
Because they always manage to brush things off!
56. What do you call a dentist who can’t stop working on teeth?
An abscessive compulsive.
57. Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
58. What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won’t hurt a byte.
59. What do you call two dentists who live across the country from each other?
Molar opposites.
60. I went to the dentist today and she seemed very distracted.
I think she was brushing me off.
61. Why didn’t the patient show up at the dentist for their root canal?
They lost their nerve.
62. What award did the dentist win?
A little plaque.
63. What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth?
Tooth pics.
64.. What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I’ll fill you in when I get back.
65. Who’s job is the most dangerous in Transylvania?
The dentist who works on Dracula.
66. Why did the man feel uncomfortable at the dentist?
Because the dentist asked him to open up, but he didn’t know him well enough to confide in him.
67. What happened to the man’s comb that was left at the dentist?
It is now a fine-toothed comb.
68. What does the dentist give a bear with a hurting tooth?
Anything it wants.
69. Why did the lawyer go to his dentist?
To ask for a retainer.
70. Why did the man get gold fillings?
Because he wanted to put his money where his mouth is.
71. How did the man get a job at the dentist’s office?
By word of mouth.
72. What made the snowman go to see a dentist?
He was suffering from frostbite.
73. What does the dentist do when he’s on a roller coaster?
Brace himself.
74. Why was the man unable to stop shouting after a visit to the dentist?
Because the dentist put all caps on his teeth.
75. Why did the man take up dance classes after seeing his dentist?
Because the dentist said he should try flossing more.
76. Man 1: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Man 2: I don’t know; the dentist kept it.
Longer Dentist Jokes
77. Patient: What did you do before you became a dentist?
Dentist: I was in the Army.
Patient: What did you do in the Army?
Dentist: I was a drill sergeant.
78. A man and a woman are traveling on a train.
Woman: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Man: Are you single?
Woman: No. I’m a dentist.
79. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the 4 o’clock game.
80. Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth. But don’t worry; it’ll just take five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It’s $90.
Patient: $90 for just a few minutes’ work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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