15+ October Jokes To Fall In Love With

15+ October Jokes To Fall In Love With
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October is one of the months that mark the year coming to an end. Some people associate Ocotber with the cosy vibes of fall while others think of October as the month for spooky seasons like Halloween. No matter what you think of October, there is always time for October jokes that you can laugh at.


Funny October Jokes To Tickle Your Spirits

1. What is a clinical trial done in October called?
A trick or treatment.

2. A man meets a Native American with flawless memory. When he meets this Native American Chief he notices he is older than most. He asks the Chief many questions, and the Chief replies flawlessly to each one. Then he thinks of a random date and asks the Chief, “What did you eat on October 18, 1987?” The Chief replies “Eggs”. He leaves the Chief and goes home. A year later he meets the Chief again. Feeling respectful he approaches the Chief, and says “How!” and the Chief says, “Scrambled!”

3. A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife. I went to a costume party and saw her across the room. Standing there tall and gorgeous next to her friend. They’d come to the party together dressed as the number ten,” he tells the bartender. “That’s when I knew, she was the one.”


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4. What is the longest name in the world?
JASON, it takes 5 months to spell it. (July, August, September, October, November)

5. October 10th was such a great day
10/10

6. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!
It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over.

7. I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October.
I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

8. I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night.
He must have been really into the boos!

9. End of the month? I guess you could say October is…
Oct-over

10. Theater employee: “That’s an M-rated movie. When’s your birthday?”
Teenage boy: “October 12th.”
Employee: “What year?”
Boy: “Every year.”

11. I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months…How could they mess that up?

12. Apparently I was supposed to wait until October 31st to dress up like a ghost.
Guess I spook too soon.

13. Somebody needs to wake up Green Day
It’s October 1st

14. An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage.
The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:

“Where were you on the night of October to April?”

15. People say “Time flies when you’re having fun.”
Nobody’s had any fun in 2020, and it’s already October.

16. It’s October 1st and we all know what that means to stores around the world.
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…”

17. One day in October, Humpty Dumpty went to the clothes store…
He picks out a nice sweater, a couple pair of socks, a coat, etc. He pays for them and leaves. He heads out and goes to get groceries, and buys milk, eggs, tuna fish, matches, and a single pumpkin. On his way home now, he sees a stray cat in the cold. Feeling charitable, he offers it some tuna fish, and decides to take it home. Now home, he takes a match and lights his fireplace, gets a blanket, and wraps the cat with it. It falls asleep. He then takes the pumpkin and begins carving it out to be a Jack o’ lantern. He takes a picture and sends it to a friend, who gives it a 10/10. Now tired, he wraps himself in a blanket, lies in a chair next to the fireplace, with the cat sitting cozy in his lap. He thinks to himself before he drifts asleep…“Humpty Dumpty has had a great fall!”


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