52 October Jokes To Fall In Love With

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October is one of the months that mark the year coming to an end. Some people associate Ocotber with the cosy vibes of fall while others think of October as the month for spooky seasons like Halloween. No matter what you think of October, there is always time for October jokes that you can laugh at.

Funny October Jokes To Tickle Your Spirits

Funny October Jokes To Tickle Your Spirits

1. Why does everyone love October?
Because it is a month that everyone falls for each year.

2. What is a clinical trial done in October called?
A trick or treatment.

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3. What is October such a chill month?
Because it doesn’t sweat the fall stuff. 

3. What ailment do dads get in October?
They get rakes and pains.

4. What is a LEGO fan’s favorite month of the year?

5. A man meets a Native American with flawless memory who he notices he is older than most. He asks the Chief many questions, and the Chief replies flawlessly to each one.Then he thinks of a random date and asks the Chief, “What did you eat on October 18, 1987?” The Chief replies “Eggs”. He leaves the Chief and goes home. A year later he meets the Chief again. Feeling respectful he approaches the Chief, and says “How!” and the Chief says, “Scrambled!”

6. How do you compliment a pumpkin in October?
“You look gourd-geous.”

7. What do you call a pair of pumpkins that hang out with each other in October?
Gourd friends.

8. What did the tree say to the month of October?
Take it or leaf it.

9. Why do truckers like October 4th the most?
Because it is 10/4, good buddy.

10. Why is October the best month to play a joke on a leaf?
Because they fall for anything. 

11. What do you call a furry, eight-legged mammal that comes out of hibernation after September?
An Octo-bear.  

12. A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife. I went to a costume party and saw her across the room. Standing there tall and gorgeous next to her friend. They’d come to the party together dressed as the number ten,” he tells the bartender. “That’s when I knew, she was the one.”

13. Why did the band get back together after September?
Because it was Rock-tober! 

14. What’s the best type of joke to tell to an oak tree in October?
Acorn-y joke.

15. What is the most electrifying month of the year?

16. What is the longest name in the world?
JASON, it takes 5 months to spell it. (July, August, September, October, November)

More Hilarious October Jokes & Puns

More Hilarious October Jokes

Are you falling for any of these funny October jokes and puns? We love how they are so punny and a play on different words. We hope that you are enjoying them and we have even more October jokes and puns for you. 

17. How would you rate the day that is one-third into October?

18. What do carved pumpkins celebrate on October 31st?

19. Which month of the year do you find the most people dancing in front of their phones?
Tik Tok-tober.

20. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!
It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over.

21. Why do birds fly south in October?
Because it is too far to walk.

22. Why were all the ships ordered to return to the harbor?
Because it was Dock-tober.

23. What did the ground say when October arrived? 
What a re-leaf.

24. I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October.
I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

25. What is the best time of the year to shop for hard-to-find items in the stores?

26. Why are trees in such a good mood in October?
Because that is the month that they let loose. 

27. When is the Timekeepers’ Convention held each year?
In Clock-tober.

28. Why was the ghost passed out on October 31st?
He was really into the boos!

29. What can you count on at the end of October?
That it will leave you wanting s’more.

30. Theater employee: “That’s an M-rated movie. When’s your birthday?”
Teenage boy: “October 12th.”
Employee: “What year?”
Boy: “Every year.”

31. Why did the man invest all his money after September?
Because it was Stock-tober.

32. What is the best month of the year to try spotting mythical Scottish monsters?

33. I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months…How could they mess that up?

34. What do you call it when it snows on Halloween? 

35. What happened to the man who forgot he had to wait till October 31st to dress up like a ghost?
He spook too soon.

36. When do Barvarians rip off the sleeves from their shirs?
At October-vest. 

Even More October Jokes to Fall Down Laughing

Even More October Jokes to Fall Down Laughing

Many October jokes play on the weather. They also reference the holidays, especially Halloween. Occasionally, some aspects of pop culture finds its way into these hilarious October jokes too, like a particular rock band and their song! 

37. What do you need to do on October 1st?
Wake Green Day up.

38. What did the monster say when October arrived?
It is boo-tiful outside. 

39. Why did Jack O Lantern go to the dentist?
Because he had a cavity.

40. How do you greet October 31st?

41. Why was the lazy housekeeper happy when October arrived?
Because all the cobwebs and dust turned into Halloween decorations.

42. What is the most sarcastic month of the year?

43. An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage.
The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, “Where were you on the night of October to April?”

44. Why do birds get together after September?
For Flock-tober.

45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin, who?
Justin in time for October! 

46. It’s October 1st and we all know what that means to stores around the world.
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…”

47. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

48. One day in October, Humpty Dumpty went to the clothes store…
He picks out a nice sweater, a couple pair of socks, a coat, etc. He pays for them and leaves. He heads out and goes to get groceries, and buys milk, eggs, tuna fish, matches, and a single pumpkin. On his way home now, he sees a stray cat in the cold. Feeling charitable, he offers it some tuna fish, and decides to take it home. Now home, he takes a match and lights his fireplace, gets a blanket, and wraps the cat with it. It falls asleep. He then takes the pumpkin and begins carving it out to be a Jack o’ lantern. He takes a picture and sends it to a friend, who gives it a 10/10. Now tired, he wraps himself in a blanket, lies in a chair next to the fireplace, with the cat sitting cozy in his lap. He thinks to himself before he drifts asleep…“Humpty Dumpty has had a great fall!”

49. Which month of the year do bare feet look forward to the most?

50. What do you call a saloon that only opens after September?
An Octo-bar.

51. Did you hear the joke about October?
Never mind, you’ll never Fall for it. 

52. What do you call October 31st?

Enjoyed these jokes? We think that you will also enjoy our autumn / fall jokes and riddles, as well as our Halloween jokes. Also be sure to have a laugh at our November jokes.

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