Werewolves have long been associated with horror and Halloween. However, there is another side to these creatures that is often overlooked, and that is their humorous side. We will be looking at this side with these funny werewolf jokes.
Funny Werewolf Jokes and Puns
1. What do you call a clueless werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
2.What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a grizzly?
A bear-wolf.
3. How do you support a werewolf’s YouTube channel?
Lycan subscribe.
4. What do you call a werewolf in plain sight?
A therewolf.
5. What do you call a crazy werewolf in the moonlight?
A lunatic.
6. What did the werewolf say when it sat on sandpaper?
Ruff!
7. What is a Werewolfs favourite type of salad?
Aroooo-gula!
8. Why was the werewolf upset with the skeleton?
Because he had a bone to pick with him!
9. Where does a werewolf get a new tail?
At the re-tail shop.
10. What do you call a hairy monster in a river?
A weir-wolf!
11. What did the taxi driver say to the wolf?
Wherewolf?
12. What happened to the werewolf that swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!
13. What do you call a werewolf that likes shopping for bargains?
A warehouse-sale wolf.
14. What do you call a werewolf for sale?
A warewolf.
15. Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
16. What’s worse then a werewolf?
A Rightherewolf!
17. Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet!
18. What do you call a werewolf who has an interest in social justice?
An Awarewolf.
19.What do you call a werewolf that works in the storage industry ?
A warehouse wolf.
20. What type of bicycles do werewolves ride on?
Lunar cycles.
More Funny Werewolf Jokes for Kids and Adults
Werewolves can be funny due to their tendency to be clumsy. They possess incredible strength and agility, making it challenging to control their movements. Have a laugh with these funny werewolf jokes and puns that both kids and adults will appreciate or get some groans from.
21. What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf!
22. What do you can a werewolf the models on the catwalk?
A wear-clothes wolf
23. Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop?
He was caught chop-lifting!
24. How do you stop a werewolf howling in the back of a car?
Put him in the front!
25. What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
26. How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a roooouuuuuux!
27. Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
28. Which planet has the greatest werewolf problem?
Jupiter. Because it has 64 moons.
29. What do you call a werewolf at a football match?
A howligan.
30. What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
31. What’s a werewolf’s favorite bedtime story?
A hairy tail!
32. What do they call a group of werewolves?
We’rewolves.
33. Why are people scared to ask werewolves questions?
Because they always get a snappy answer!
34. What do you call a hairy beast that has clothes on?
A wear-wolf!
35. What do you call a physically disabled werewolf?
A Lycan’t.
36. Why do comedians enjoy performing for werewolves?
Because it is easy to get them howling all night!
37.How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
38. How do you make a werewolf laugh?
By giving it a funny bone to eat!
39. What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a magician?
Hairy Potter.
40. Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that dear and comb your face!
41. Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them.
42.What is a werewolf’s favorite month?
Aaawoo-gust!
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