8 Jokes And Puns About Quokkas To Quokka You Up

8 Jokes And Puns About Quokkas To Get You Quok You Up
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Ever heard of the happiest animal on earth? Other than its adorable face, we think this happy animal is in such a good mood because of all the jokes it knows. Here are some jokes and puns about Quokkas to make you go quakk-ahaha.


8 Jokes And Puns About Quokkas

8 Jokes And Puns About Quokkas

1. What is a Quokka’s favorite drink?
Quokka-Koala

2. What did the happy quokka say to the sad Quokka?
You wanna Quokka-bout it?


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3. What did the Quokka say after eating a good Taco?
Holy Quokkamole! That was delicious!

4. What do Quokkas say while riding the rollercoaster?
QuokkaHHHHH!

5. What did the Quokka say to the human staring at it?
Quokk’s Up?

6. What did the Quokka who got the last cookie say to the other Quokka?
You gotta be a little Quokka next time.

7. What did the Quokka say when he was overcharged for a glass of water?
You Quokka be kidding me!

8. What did the Quokka say to their crush?
I’m Quokkas about you.


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