Playing in the snow can be lots of fun, especially if you enjoy snowballs fights or building snowmen. However, even if it is frosty outside, you can still enjoy snow jokes from the warmth and comfort of the indoors.
Here is a selection of funny snow jokes that will warm you up on the inside. Have a belly good time laughing at them.
50+ Snow Jokes for Wintery Humour
1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes.
2. Why was the snowman feeling depressed? Because he was feeling snow miserable.
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
5. How do snowmen get to work? By icicle.
6. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites.
7. How do snowmen travel from place to place? By ice-landers.
8. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
9. Why did the snowman buy a tuxedo? To go to the snowball.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a sheep? A woolly snowball.
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a turkey? A snowy gobble.
12. How do snowmen stay healthy? They eat lots of snow peas.
13. Why was the snowman’s nose red? Because he was a little snowpea.
14. What do snowmen say to each other? “Snow you later.”
15. What do snowmen say when they’re feeling down? “I’m feeling a little snowed under.”
Funny Snow Jokes that Land
Snow can be a source of amusement and enjoyment if you let it. And even if you are stuck indoors, you can still enjoy funny snow jokes that fall down and hit the funny bone.
16. What do snowmen take a day off? They take a snow day.
17. What do snowmen do on hot summer days? They use snow cones.
18. What do snowmen say when they want to build a snowman? “Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.”
19. What was the snowman’s daughter’s favourite movie? Frozen.
20. What do snowmen say when they’re feeling happy? “I’m snow happy.”
21. Why did the snowman go to the doctor? Because he was feeling frosty.
22. What did the snowman say to the carrot? “Smell you later”.
23. Why did the snowman take a nap? Because he was snow tired!
24. Why couldn’t the snowman answer the phone? Because he had frostbite!
25. Why did the snowman get invited to the party? Because he was a cool dude!
26. Why did the snowman go to therapy? Because he had an ice complex!
27. Why did the snowman go to the doctor? Because he had a snotty nose!
28. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
29. Why was the snowman feeling depressed? Because he had a melt-down!
30. Why did the snowman start a band? Because he wanted to be a snowball roll!
31. Why did the snowman go to the beach? Because he wanted to build a snowcastle!
32. Why did the snowman go to the store? Because he needed to stock up on some snow supplies!
33. Why did the snowman go to the movies? Because he wanted to see a frosty film!
34. Why did the snowman go to the library? Because he wanted to read a book on how to make more snowmen!
35. Why did the snowman go to the zoo? Because he wanted to see the polar bears!
36. Why did the snowman go to the museum? Because he wanted to see some snow sculptures!
37. Why did the snowman go to the restaurant? Because he was hungry for some snowcones!
38. Why did the snowman go to the gym? Because he wanted to snow off his muscles!
39. Why did the snowman bring boxing gloves to the dance? Because he wanted to have a snowball fight!
Funny Snowman and Snow Jokes
40. Why did the snowman go to the carnival? Because he wanted to ride on the snow-ller coaster!
41. Why did the snowman show off at the lake? Because he was snowboating!
42. Why did the snowman go to the mountain? Because he wanted to go snowboarding!
43. Why did the snowman go to the beach? Because he wanted to build a snowman on the sand!
44. Why did the snowman go to the golf course? Because he wanted to play some snowlf!
45. Why did the snowman go to therapy? He was feeling a little snowed in.
46. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bird? A frosty tweet.
47. Why was the snowman feeling cold? Because he was standing in the snow.
48. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosty the doughman.
49. Why did the snowman feel as if everyone was ignoring him? Because he was melting.
50. Why is a blizzard confusing weather? Because snow-body can see where they are.
51. What is the snowman’s favourite big cat? A snow leopard.
