After a long winter, there is nothing nicer than to look forward to the arrival of spring. And what’s best to accompany that? How about some funny spring jokes that will bring joy to your face.
Here are some hilarious spring jokes to help usher in a brand new season, full of fresh starts.
Funny Spring Jokes
What did one tree say to the other tree at spring time?
What a re-leaf.
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Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a bee comes after it.
What falls but never gets hurt?
Rain.
How does a bee brush his hair?
With a honeycomb.
Why couldn’t the man plant flowers?
Because he hadn’t botany.
What flower did the boy give to his mom?
A son-flower.
How can you tell that a gardener is excited about spring?
He wet his plants.
What do you call a well-dressed lion?
A dandy lion.
More Spring Jokes
Spring is a wonderful season. It starts to get warmer and the chill has left the air. No wonder springtime is the favourite season of the year for many. It also means that there is more reason to make spring jokes to have a good laugh with friends and family.
What is the best season to go trampolining?
Spring time.
Why did the farmer bury his money?
To make his soil rich.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
When there are Ape-ril shower.
How can you tell that bees are happy?
Because they hum when they work.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May – it only has three letters.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why’s everyone tired on 1 April?
Because they just finished a 31 day March.
What is a baby chick’s favourite plant?
Eggplant.
Why did the man try to wash the flowers?
He wanted to do some spring cleaning.
What kind of pickles do you make in Spring?
Daffo-dills.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining!
Silly Spring Jokes for a Brand New Season
Why type of weather do ducks and chickens like the most?
Fowl weather.
What type of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow.
What did summer say to spring?
I’m going to fall.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Swarm.
Swarm who?
‘Swarm outside!
