May we indulge you in some great jokes about the month of May? These May jokes are funny and also family-friendly so that you can tell them to people of all ages. Here are some jokes that will make the month of may even better.
41 May Jokes That You May Find Yourself Laughing To All Month
May we tickle you with these funny May jokes? We are sure that they will make your day, or even your month!
1. Which month can’t make a decision?
MAYbe
2. What do you call a bee born in May?
May bee
3. Which crime-fighter likes May the most?
Robin
4. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
5. What season is it when you are on a trampoline in May?
Spring-time.
6. Can February March?
No, but April May!
7. Why are oak trees so forgiving?
Every May they “turn over a new leaf”.
8. How can you tell that Jedi’s like the month of May the most?
Because they always say, “May the Fourth be with you.”
9. Who conducts the spring orchestra?
May-stro.
10. What is May’s favorite genre of music?
Heavy Petal!
11. What May flowers grow on faces?
Tulips (Two-lips).
12. What do April showers bring?
May Flowers.
13. Which cute mouse loves the spring?
Maysy
14. What did Spring say when it was in trouble?
May Day!!
15. Which state loves spring the most?
May-ne
16. What is May’s favorite generation?
Baby bloomers.
17. Who’s the most important person in a Spring wedding?
The MAYtron of honor.
18. What starts growing in the spring and then goes POP?
May-ze
19. What goes up when May rain comes down?
An umbrella.
20. Why don’t monkeys fall from the sky in may?
That happens during the Ape-ril showers!
21. What is May’s favorite beverage to drink when it is thirsty?
Spring water.
22. What is May’s favorite movie?
Singing in the Rain.
23. A young gardener approached an older, more experienced gardener and asked him, “Should I plant flowers in April?
The experienced gardener turns to the young gardener and said, “You May as well.”
24. What is the shortest month of year?
May.
25. How can you tell when May is happy?
When there is a spring in its step.
26. Which month is the most polite when asking questions?
The month of May.
27. What is a cow’s favorite May holiday?
Moo-ther’s Day.
28. What did May bring to the party?
Flowers.
29. What does May put on its pancakes?
May-ple syrup.
30. How does May keep its garden look so beautiful?
With a lot of thyme.
31. What is May’s favorite sauce?
May-onnaise.
32. What month has the highest rank in the army?
May-jor May!
33. Why is May always a chaotic month?
Because it brings with it plenty of May-hem.
34. What do you call a snowman in May?
A puddle.
35. Why didn’t the gardener plant any flowers in May?
Because he had not botany.
May Jokes That Will May-ke You Laugh
If you’re looking to celebrate the spring season with some laughs, this is a great list of jokes for you to read. Here are some of the great May jokes that you can enjoy.
36. I called to speak to my doctor and the receptionist asked “May I ask who’s calling?”
I replied “Yes you may, go right ahead and ask”
37. An employee asks his boss, “Can I have two weeks off for Christmas?”
His boss replied, “It’s May…”, to which the employee responded,
“Oh, sorry. May I have two weeks off for Christmas?”
38. A townie was looking for the May Day Fair, he stopped and asked Jethro.
‘Will this road take me to the May Day Fair?’
‘Oh no,’ said Jethro.
‘You’ll have to go by yourself!’
39. Jon was looking at the animal section at the May Fair when a scruffy man came running in the opposite direction. He stopped and asked Jon, ‘Have you seen a cartload of pigs go this way?’ ‘No’, said Jon, ‘Why did you fall off?’
40. Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
41. Why are May jokes the best?
Because they SPRING out at you!
Did you enjoy these jokes? You MAY like these June jokes or these Cinco de Mayo jokes too!
