We love ice cream and we love laughs! What better than to combine both things together? Here are 60+ family-friendly ice cream jokes and puns that you can share (over some ice cream) with friends and family.
60+ Cool Family-Friendly Ice Cream Jokes
1. Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
Because it’s cool.
2. Why do you never meet a workaholic ice cream?
They’ve always known how to chill out.
3. Why did the newspaper journalist interview the ice cream?
She was looking for the scoop.
4. What kind of ice cream goes in a birdbath?
5. What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?
6. Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because it was driving down a Rocky Road.
7. How is ice cream as a boyfriend?
8. What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served!
9. What’s an electrician’s favourite flavour of ice cream?
10. What is ice cream’s favourite breed of dog?
11 Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
12 What does the ice-cream call her girlfriend?
Her one and cone-ly.
13. You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They always have flavourites.
14. Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream?
Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional!
15. Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes?
16. Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?”
17. Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
18. What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
19. How do you wish an ice cream a happy birthday?
Hope your birthday is gelato fun!
20. I just had some green coloured ice cream.
It was mint.
21. What did the popsicle say to his daughter?
Stick with me, kid!
22. What did the ice cream cone write on his girlfriend’s Valentine’s Day card?
You make me melt.
23. What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
24. What do you get when you milk a cow in Antarctica?
25. Knock, knock!
Ice cream who?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
26. What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?
27. Why does the ice cream man drive so slow?
Because he’s a sundae driver!
28. What flavor of ice cream do deer go for?
Chocolate chip cookie doe!
29. What do you call an empty house with an ice-cream sundae on top? Desserted.
30. How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Ice Cream Puns
Do you enjoy puns? Here are some funny puns and one-liners about ice cream. Be sure to share these the next time you are eating ice cream for the best reactions.
31. I wish I had as much hope as the guy driving the ice cream truck around in December.
32. Why does the ice cream always get picked to be on everyone’s team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
33. I saw the world’s biggest ice cream the other day. I’d like to see someone top that.
34. Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell. She’s a sore bae now.
35. Ice cream sundaes always taste better with egg-based additions. Am I right or am I meringue?
36. My ice cream and I are waffle-y cute.
37. Who needs ‘Game of Thrones’ when you could have Mains In Cones?
38. What happens when I watch a horror film featuring my favourite frozen dessert?
39. Asked the person in the ice cream van for a cone. They asked “hundreds and thousand?” I said, “no, just one”.
40. Today I realized that eating ice cream isn’t filling the emptiness I feel inside.
But I’m no quitter.
41. Why is ice cream terrible at tennis?
It has a soft serve.
42. What did the starstruck ice cream say to his lover?
It was mint to be.
43. Someone broke into a shop and stole all 31 flavours of ice cream. It was a Baskin-Robbery.
44. I was offered a job at the local ice cream shop but I turned it down. I don’t like working on sundaes.
45. My wife teases me with ice cream because she knows I’m lactose intolerant.
She really milks it too.
46 Why do British ice cream cones carry an umbrella?
There’s always a chance of sprinkles.
47. I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet but then my browser froze.
48. Do you remember the joke about hot coffee and ice cream…because affogato.
49 What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone?
50. Making ice cream from cow’s milk is an udderly great idea!
51. What’s Thor’s favourite kind of ice cream?
52. What’s the optimistic ice cream’s motto?
Everything is popsicle.
53. What is a lion’s favourite ice cream?
Mint chocolate chimp
54. The ice cream scooper got chocolate ice cream in my vanilla ice cream. That’s a twist.
55. What’s a pig’s favourite ice cream?
56. What’s a geologist’s favourite ice cream?
57. How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
58. Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
Funny Stories About Ice Cream
Have you heard? Funny things happen when there’s ice cream. Here are some funny stories about ice cream!
59. An older couple is watching tv…
And the man stands up and says, “I’m going to the kitchen. Do you want anything?”
His wife answers, “yes, please get me some chocolate ice cream with sprinkles.”
The man starts to leave, when his wife says, “Honey, are you sure you don’t want to write that down, your doctor said you may need to in order to remember.”
“no, no, I’m sure I’ll remember what you asked for.”
A few minutes later, he returns with fried eggs and toast.
His wife says, “well, see, you did need to write that down. You completely forgot my bacon!”
60. At a party, a parent scolded their child, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered the kid. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
61. A man goes to an ice cream stall in Siberia
62. Mike walks into an ice cream parlour and asks “what flavours do you have?”
The attendant says “over there on the signs on the wall, you’ll see them all”
Mike goes “Ehm, well I’ll have a cone with two scoops of *Mondays Closed*.”