It’s the first month of the year! With a new year comes new jokes and new laughs. Start the year off with these funny January themed jokes that you can share with your family and friends.
40 January Jokes To Get Your First Laugh Of The Year
1. Who helped Cinderella with her New Year’s Resolutions?
Her Janufairy Godmother.
2. What do you say on the 1st of January?
Last year just seems like yesterday!
3. What’s for breakfast on really cold January days?
Snowflakes.
4. If January threw a parade would February march?
No, but April may!
5. What’s a New Years resolution?
A to-do list for the first week of January
6. What is at the end of January?
“Y.”
7. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?
Hoppy New Year!
8. What is the first month of the year in Transyvania?
Janu-eerie.
9. How many seconds are in a year?
12! January second, February second, March second…
10. What do you call a nice ghost on a cold January night?
Casp-burr.
11. Why shouldn’t you kiss someone on January 1st?
Because it’s the first date.
12. Where do you find Google during January?
The Winternet.
13. What does a ghost say on January 1?
Happy Boo Year!
14. Where do storm troopers go to warm up on cold January days?
The Darth Mall.
15. What do some couples do during the first month of the year?
Get Janumarried.
16. What’s the best thing about January?
No more Christmas Carollers!
17. How was the snow globe feeling in January?
A little shaken!
18. What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
19. What was the first thing said on January 1, 2021?
Hindsight is 2020.
20. How did Jack Frost get to work on New Year’s Day?
By icicle.
21. What did the bank robber announce on January 1st?
His New Year’s restitutions
22. What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in January?
A meltdown.
23. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?
Auld FANG Syne.
24. What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?
I haven’t seen you for a year!
25. What’s the easiest way to keep your New Year’s resolution to read more?
Put the subtitles on your TV.
Funny Family Friendly January Jokes
26. Dry January is going really well
Even if everyone keeps saying that I need to shower.
27. Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year. Hers is in January and mine in July!
28. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
29. Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January 2019. Can’t wait to have 2020 vision.
30. I am always told to set off the new year on the right foot; unfortunately, I have two left feet now am sure I will never get this right.
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke about January?
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is the coldest January ever.
33. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy a January snowstorm coming!
34. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys January. How about you?
35. I think Christmas should be moved to January.
The stores are less crowded and everything is on sale.
36. Two people went on a blind date.
Person A: When’s your birthday?
Person B: January 1st
Person A: What year?
Person B: Every year.
37. Christmas gifts in 2021 will be delivered on January 8 this year instead of December 25 Santa has been asked to quarantine for 14 days.
38. Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: It’s “may”.
Student: No, it’s January!
39. I lost 200 pounds at the gym this year.
I forgot to cancel my membership after January.
40. When I woke up on January 1st, I was surprised to see that my wife looked very pixelated. She saw the expression of confusion on my face and said, “oh, don’t worry honey, this is just my new year’s resolution”
