20 Rice To Make You Laugh A Grain And A Grain

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In many cuisines, rice is a staple part of many meals. This versatile carbohydrate will fill hungry bellies and now it will also satisfy any cravings for jokes. Here are more than 20 different rice jokes for you to enjoy and laugh over.


20+ Rice Jokes Sure To Satisfy

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1. What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don’t wok away from me!

2. Why did the beauty company add rice to their face masks
To make them easier to Pilaf


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3. How does rice say goodbye?
I hope to see you a-grain soon!

4. How did the diner feel when he put too much sauce on his rice?
He was over-soyed!

5. What’s the name of the Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto!

6. What did one grain say to the other when they went out for a date?
You look really rice!

7. What did the rice farmer say as he was working hard in the fields?
No pain, no grain!

8. What do you get when you cross fish and rice with a stiletto?
Shoe-shi!

9. What’s the best kind of rice to sleep on?
Pilau!

10. What did the sushi say when he introduced himself to the avocado?
Rice to meet you!

11. How do you tame wild rice?
Using a very small saddle!

12. What kind of cars do sushi chefs drive?
Rolls rice!

13. What did the potato say to the rice on his birthday?
Sup-rice!

14. Why do some types of sushi have rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap?
That’s just how it rolls.


Family Friendly Rice Jokes

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Hungry for seconds? Here are some more jokes about rice to satisfy anyone hungry for more jokes about this carbohydrate

15. Words to live by: we are all human beans – and together we will rice!

16. Three men are walking in the desert. The first man is carrying a glass of water. The other two men asked him why. The man replied “if we get thirsty, we can drink it. The second man is carrying a bowl of rice. The other two men ask why. The man replied “if we get hungry, we can eat it.” The third man is carrying a car door. The other two men asked him why.

The third man replied “if we get too hot, we can roll down the window.”

17. My cellphone got wet, so I put it in rice, but I don’t think it’s working.
The soy sauce just made things worse.

18. When I was little, I think I ate too many Rice Krispies. Now all my body does is snap, crackle and pop!

19. I always make a mess when cooking rice on my stovetop.
It is a starch reminder.

20. I was arguing with a friend over a curry when the waiter came over and grabbed the poppadoms and rice. I really wish he’d stop taking sides!

21. Did you know that rice helps to improve your memory? Just some food for thought!

22. I never order shrimp-fried rice.
Call me old fashioned, but I like my food to be prepared by a human.

23. I only like brown rice, not white rice.
I think that makes me a ricist.

24. I heard an outlandish tale all about rice but, thinking about it, I don’t think there was a grain of truth in it!

25. I accidentally spilled rice on my headphones. Now all my music sounds grainy!

26. I’m going out for a curry with a friend, but she can’t eat rice. She’s basmatic!

27. I was out for dinner when other diners started throwing rice. Before I knew it, a pilau fight had broken out!


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